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ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today



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Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage


remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

if you are tired of dating beta males, come talk to me :)


when will the lies end, kevin?